Тексты песен «Tenacious D»

JB: BRRRRRRRRRRING....BRRRRRRRRRRRRING KG: *Click sound* Two Kings. JB: Hey Kage. KG: Hey. JB: How's it goin? KG: Good, good. JB: What're ya doin? KG: Oh God, I was just, I w- JB: I love you. KG: ...what'd you say? JB:...

This is a song for the ladies but fellas... listen closely You don't have to fuck her hard in fact sometimes that's not right to do.. Sometimes u got to make some love and fuckin give her some smooches too.. Sometimes...

How could I leave KG all alone? (He's never coming home) As I rocket into space to my new home (He's up there with the stars) He will survive is what I tell myself (He doesn't wanna be here) I'm probably gonna jam with...

We should talk about the hard fucking no The hard fucking? Because i think it's pretty common complaint Yeah the ladies don't really like the hard fucking You feel like your giving them some extra juice Their not in to...

I wasn't very popular in high school, And here's what I figured out It was because I needed it too much, I needed attention I think I have a, a chromosome, The need-attention-chromosome I know that some of you have it...

This is a song called the history of Tenacious D And it's not just a list of bullshit that we've done in the past It's a chronicling of our rise....TO POWER We ride with kings on mighty steeds Across the devils plain...

We ride with kings on mighty steeds, across the devils plain. We've walked with Jesus and his cross, he did not die in vain, no! Kyle's fingers be silver. Jack's voice then be gold, but lest you think we're vain. We...

We ride with kings on mighty steeds, across the devil's plain. We've walked with Jesus and his cross, he did not die in vain, no! We've run with wolves, we've climbed K2, even stopped a moving train. We've travelled...

We ride with kings on mighty steeds, across the devil's plain. We've walked with Jesus and his cross, he did not die in vain, no! We've run with wolves, we've climbed K2, even stopped a moving train. We've travelled...

This is a song called the history of Tenacious D And it's not just a list of bullshit that we've done in the past It's a chronicling of our rise....TO POWER We ride with kings on mighty steeds Across the devils plain...

Today, drops of a rain will turn in snow. Today the sun will die Eternal gloom, Will cover the faces, Makes a human hopes like an ashes of paper Eyes are filled with blood and hands are pierced with needles. Your heads...

i want you to want me i need you to need me i"d love you to love me i"m beggin" you to beg me i"ll shine up my old brown shoes put on a brand new shirt get home early from work if you saaaaay that you love me...

I'm the only gay eskimo I'm the only one I know I'm the only gay eskimo In my tribe I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka But all I wanna do is get into his parka I'm the only gay eskimo In my tribe Well ....

Scientist: Wow! Um… I have to say I’m pretty impressed. Okay! Your lucky day Jack Black, you’re getting on the ship. Kyle Gass, I’m sorry. You’re not gonna make it too. We’re not blaming you. We’re gonna bring only...

(Kage Snoring) Omg..Omg Ive Done It..KAGE COME HERE I WANT YOU! What?! What?! God! I Was Sleeping Dude What Are You Talkin About? Omg I Did What'd You Do? I Done It I Fuckin Did It The Most Powerful Tool In Singing...

I've been really tryin' baby Trying to hold on to this feeling for so long And if you feel like i feel, sugar Come on AARRGGHH Come on Woohoo Let's get it on Ohh baby Let's get it on Let's love sugar Let's get it on,...

[Intro: Jables Jr] Brrah! Yeah! [Verse: Jables Jr] You see this here green crystal It's call the Crystal of Gilgamesh It crashed 12,000 years ago Near the city known as Budapest And he who holds the crystal Is a...

It was a big day on jesus Ranch Jesus Ranch He was harvesting a big tomato It was in the sand, alright I'm taking a walk in the woods, And it's nice outside Smells of shit Liggaguie, Lig-a-gig-a-gig-a-guie-a-ga I come...

With karate I'll kick your ass Here to Tiennamen Square. Oh yeah, muthafucka, I'm 'onna kick your fuckin' derriere. You broke the rules, Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair, You muthafucka. You muthafucka...

JB: God, I'm fuckin hungry. Let me check the fridge... Dude, where's my fuckin schnitzel? Hey, wake up. Wake up you asshole, wake up. KG: Whahahat? Wh? JB: Wake up. KG: What? JB: You ate my fuckin schnitzel. KG: What?...