Тексты песен «Allan Sherman»

Hello Muddah, hello Fadduh, Here I am at Camp Grenada Camp is very entertaining and they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining. I went hiking with Joe Spivy He developed poison ivy You remember Leonard...

Al 'N' Yetta Al 'n' Yetta always sit togedda, Watching TV every single night. Munching popcorn from a dish, While observing Dorothy Gish. (Dorothy Gish) Dorothy Gish, (What a dish) What a dish. Ohhhh, Al 'n'...

+America's A Nice Italian Name I live in Italy, the sky is sunny. 'T'sa nice-a place. 't'sa nice-a place. And if you think the way I talk is funny, Shaddup-a you face. Shaddup-a you face. America to me is not so...

Oh, here's a song, An average song. It's not too short, It's not too long. It's not too high, It's not too low, It's not too fast, It's not too slow. It's not too old, It's not too new, It's not too gay, It's not too...

AUTOMATION (Alan Sherman) It was automation, I know That was what was making the factory go It was IBM It was Univac It was all those gears going Clickity clack, dear I thought automation was keen Till you were...

+Barry Is The Baby's Name We'll call him Barry, Barry. That'll be the baby's name. We thought of Lance or Josh, But, oh, my gosh, They're not the same. But if it's Barry, Barry, That's a name with style and grace. And...

+Beautiful Teamsters Beautiful Teamsters, please let me join. Can't drive a truck, but I'm willing to loin. Beautiful Teamsters, I love youse all. That's why I'm standing by your union hall. I would be proud to carry my...

Parody of "Call Me Irresponsible" by Frank Sinatra, From the movie "Papa's Delicate Condition") Call me Efrem Zimbalist, Get me Bobby Kennedy, Then call Dave Ben-Gurion, too. Then tell Carol Baker I'm home, now;...

(parody of "Chim Chim Cheree" by Dick Van Dyke, from the movie "Mary Poppins") Chim chiminey, chim chiminey, chim-chim-cheree; Those are three words that don't make sense to me. But I'm used to words that don't make...

(Parody of "Downtown" by Petula Clark) Mommy and Dad are never nervous or mad When you teenagers go downtown. Daddy and Mom just stay at home and be calm And watch the late late show uptown. Cause when you kids are...

Down, down, down, down, down... Down, down, down...) The sweetest things in life Don't stay around for very long. They come and go and don't come back again. While they're here, you feel so smug. That's when fate...

"Eight Foot Two, Solid Blue" Last night I met a man from Mars, and he was very sad. He said, "Won't you help me find my girl friend, please?" So I asked him, "What does she look like?", And the man from Mars said, she's...

As the clock struck twelve that fateful night In the town of Boston, Mass., Our forefathers were sound asleep, of course; From beneath their windows came a noise That almost broke the glass: 'Twas a wild-eyed...

+Good Advice I know a man named Otis who invented a room, And his heart was filled with pride. I said to Mr. Otis, "What does your room do?" He said, "It goes from side to side." So I said, "Mr. Otis, if you take my...

+Green Stamps Thrill me with your Green Stamps. I love your little Green Stamps. I took collecting Green Stamps. I love the way they look. Oh how I love to pick them. I pick them up, and lick them. I lick them, then I...

+Grow, Mrs. Goldfarb, Grow Grow, Mrs. Goldfarb, fatter, fatter. Pile the potatoes on your platter. Listen to me, 'cause I'm your hubby. I just adore you plump and chubby. I got a letter from the state, Dear. You're...

Grow, Mrs Goldfarb, fatter, fatter Pile the potatoes on your platter Listen to me, 'cause I'm your hubby I just adore you plump and chubby I got a letter from the state, dear You're gonna need a license plate,...

+Hail To Thee, Fat Person I would like to explain how it came to pass that I got fat. Ladies and gentlemen, I got fat as a public service. When I was a child, my mother said to me, "Clean the plate, because children are...

I'm here to tell the story Of a great man of the cloth His name was Harry Lewis And he worked for Irving Roth. He died while cutting velvet On a hot July the Fawth HIS CLOTH GOES SHINING ON! Lyrics provided by...

Harvey and Sheila Harvey and Sheila Harvey and Sheila Oh the day they met. Harvey and Sheila Harvey and Sheila Harvey and Sheila No one will forget. Harvey's a CPA He works for IBM He went to MIT And got his...