Тексты песен «Allan Sherman»

"Headaches" Headaches, headaches. Aspirin commercials give me headaches. Just when I'm feeling chipper as you please, That's when they show me all my sinus cavities. Headaches, headaches. Those sponsors don't care how...

Hello, Muddah! Hello, Fadduh! Here I am at Camp Granada. Camp is very entertaining, And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining. I went hiking with Joe Spivy. He developed poison ivy. You remember Lynnard...

Hello, Muddah! Hello, Fadduh! Here I am at Camp Granada. Camp is very entertaining, And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining. I went hiking with Joe Spivy. He developed poison ivy. You remember Lynnard...

Hello Muddah, hello Fadduh Here I am at Camp Granada Camp is very entertaining And they say, we'll have some fun if it stops raining I went hiking with Joe Spivey He developed poison ivy You remember Leonard...

Here's To The Crabgrass Here's to the crabgrass, Here's to the mortgage, In fact, here's to Suburbia. Lay down your briefcase, Far from the rat race, Where nothing can disturb ya. Uncomplicated, It's what we...

+Holiday For States There are songs about Montana, And New York and Indiana, But the song the nation patiently awaits Is the song I now will bring you, As I clear my throat and sing you A love song to the whole United...

+Hungarian Goulash No. 5 If you like Hungarian food, They have a goulash which is very good. Or if you wish a dish that's Chinese, Somewhere down in Column B there's lobster Cantonese. Enchiladas, that's what people eat...

I Can't Dance I can't dance. I can't dance. Besides, I'm two feet shorter than the girls are. All these dancing parties are just plain dumb. When they asked, I should have said, "I can't come." There's a girl with...

+I Can't Dance I can't dance. I can't dance. Besides, I'm two feet shorter than the girls are. All these dancing parties are just plain dumb. When they asked, I should have said, "I can't come." There's a girl with...

I See Bones The doctor was looking at the X-ray And I asked him, "What do you see?" And he kept on looking at the X-ray As he said in French to me: "I see bones. I see gizzards and bones, And a few kidney stones...

(parody of "If I Were A Rich Man" from Fiddler On The Roof) Oh, New York is changing. Wherever you look, Big tall buildings by Tishman Tishman, ahh... If I were a Tishman, Yum di diddle didle doody didle diddy didy di...

(parody of "It's A Most Unusual Day" by Ray Noble & His Orchestra, from the movie "A Date With Judy") It's a most unusual play; Feel like throwing my tickets away, 'Cause the boy gets the boy And the girl gets the girl...

+J. C. Cohen Listen, all you children, to my sad refrain, About a subway conductor on a runaway train. Squeezing people into cars, he won his fame. (yeah) And John Charles Cohen was the great man's name. J. C. Cohen,...

Gotta jump down, spin around, And pick a dress of cotton, Gotta jump down, spin around, And pick a dress of wool. Gotta jump down, spin around, And pick a dress of cotton, Gotta jump down, spin around, Pick a dress of...

+Kiss of Myer Di-de-di-de-di-de-di. (di-de-di-de-di-de-di) Di-de-di-de-di-de-di. (di-de-di-de-di-de-di) Di-de-di-de-di-de-di. (di-de-di-de-di-de-di) Di-de-di-de-di-de-di. (di-de-di-de-di-de-di) The girls go crazy when...

+Little Butterball I'm called Little Butterball, Dear Little Butterball, 'Though I could never tell why. My calories mount. My cholesterol count Is as high as an elephant's eye. They told me to diet. I promised I'd try...

When you're driving through the desert And your car runs out of gas Lotsa luck, pal, lotsa luck When you try to stop some strangers They will holler as they pass Lotsa luck, pal, lotsa luck So you walk eight...

+Me Counting both feet, I have ten toes, They're not lady toes, they're men toes. And I keep them as mementoes, For I love them tenderly. All my hands are full of fingers, Very good as doorbell ringers. And the thought...

+Mexican Hat Dance Oh Americans dance on a dance floor. And the Spaniards, they dance on a table. And the Russians, they dance on a saber. But the Mexicans dance on their hats. Oh they dance on hot coals in Calcutta. In...

My Aunt Minnie bought a mini-skirt, A mini-skirt, A mini-skirt. She's too skinny for a mini-skirt. Such a skinny creature Shouldn't feature such a feature But my old Aunt Minnie bought a mini-skirt And all the fellas...