Тексты песен «Allan Sherman»

Oy, my Zelda My Zelda My Zelda, she took the money and ran with the tailor Once again now My Zelda My Zelda My Zelda, she took the money and ran with the tailor My Zelda she found her big romance When I broke the...

+No One's Perfect We would now like to salute all of the beautiful singing groups all over the world. When the Norman Luboff Chorus Sings a song like this (like this, like this, like this) Every single note is...

This is known as "The Ballad Of Oh Boy". We'd like to know what you think. Oh boy. What's your opinion of mink? Oh boy. Thunderbirds and Cadillacs Oh boy. April 15 Income tax Oh boy. Winter in Miami Beach Oh boy...

+One Hippopotami One hippopotami cannot get on a bus, Because one hippopotami is two hippopotamus. And if you have two goose, that makes one geese. A pair of mouse is mice. A pair of moose is meese. A paranoia is a...

There is a place I long to go, and I confess, It's Peyton Place. They've got a brand-new meaning for "togetherness" In Peyton Place. You should go there if you are feeling lost and lonely; As you drive into town it...

+Pills There are pills that make you happy. There are pills that make you blue. There are pills to kill your streptococci. There are pills to cure your cockeye too. There are folks whose pills have made them healthy...

Plan ahead! Plan ahead! That's what the wise man said. Success is hard to win, but you can win it If you do a lot of thinking in advance and make the necessary preparations and don't leave everything to be crowded into...

+Pop Hates The Beatles My daughter needs a new phonograph. She wore out all the needles. Besides, I broke the old one in half. I hate the Beatles. She says they have a Liverpool beat. She says they used to play there...

+Rat Fink F. I say F-I. F-I-N. F-I-N-K. Fink. F-I-N-K, fink, fink, fink, fink. R. I say R-A. R-A-T. R-A-T-T. Rat. R-A-T-T F-I-N-K, rat fink. (yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah) Rat fink. (yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah) Rat fink...

From dali!caesar.cs.montana.edu!ogicse!emory!swrinde!cs.utexas.edu!uunet!microsoft!phillipg Thu Dec 7 15:45:23 MST 1989 Article 7149 of rec.humor: Path:...

(parody of "Secret Love" by Doris Day, from the movie "Calamity Jane") Once I had a secret code, Where A was B, and B was G. G was K, and K was J; And J was M, and M was P. V was X, and X was V, And U was I, and I was...

Seltzer boy Where are you hiding If you don't come right now I'm gon' tell you boss on you Oy. Don't bring me water I rather have seltzer 'Cause water don't bubble And water don't fizz Water I hate it 'Cause it ain't...

I sell a line of plastics And I travel on the road And I have a case of samples Which believe me is a load Every night a strange cafe A strange hotel and then Early in the morning I am on the road again When...

+Shine On, Harvey Bloom My name is Mr. Bloom, and I'm from New Rochelle, And I sing this happy tune, Because my son, the astronaut, young Harvey Bloom, Has landed on the moon. My wife and I, we miss our little Harvey...

+Shticks Of One Kind And Half A Dozen Of The Other She wheels her wheelbarrow Through streets that are narrow, Her barrow is narrow, her hips are too wide. So wherever she wheels it, The neighborhood feels it, Her...

Keep off the grass. Children at play. No deposit, no return. No casting today. Wait for the dialtone. Do not fold, do not bend. Do not open till Christmas. Open other end. No checks cashed, Make deliveries in the rear...

In Sherwood Forest There dwelt a knight Who was known As the righteous Sir Greenbaum And many dragons Had felt the might Of the smite Of the righteous Sir Greenbaum I chanced upon him one morn When he'd recently...

Skin You gotta have skin. All you really need is skin. Skin's the thing that if you got it outside, It helps keep your insides in. It covers your nose, And it's wrapped around your toes. And inside it you put...

(parody of "Spanish Flea" by Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass) It's good to be a Spanish flea. The Spanish dogs all scratch at me. I make my home in a spaniel Called Jose or Manuel Or Juan, And I wouldn't put you on. My...

(parody of "Strangers In The Night" by Frank Sinatra) Soupy doopy doop, Oh soupy doopy. Soupy doopy doop, Oh soupy doopy. Strange things in my soup, That's what I found there. Little tiny things That move around there...