Тексты песен «Allan Sherman»

Featuring Debbie Reynolds Me Counting both feet, I have ten toes, They're not lady toes, they're men toes. And I keep them as momentoes, For I love them tenderly. All my hands are full of fingers, Very good...

(parody of "That Old Black Magic" by Glenn Miller & His Orchestra, from the movie "Star-Spangled Rhythm") That old back scratcher has me in its spell, That old back scratcher like the Chinese sell. Your plastic fingers...

I'm singing you the ballad Of a great man of the cloth His name was Harry Lewis And he worked for Irving Roth He died while cutting velvet On a hot July the 4th But his cloth goes shining on Glory, glory Harry Lewis...

+The Bronx Bird Watcher On a branch of a tree sat a little tomtit, Singing willow, tit willow, tit willow. An uncomfortable place for a boidie to sit, Singing willow, tit willow, tit willow. So I said to him, "Boidie,...

Oh, I'm on the Drinking Man's Diet, It came from a book I was loaned. It's really terrific and quite scientific And I'm half stoned. For breakfast some cornflakes and vodka, But cornflakes have carbohydrate; So I don't...

The Dropouts' March (No more pencils, no more books, No more teachers' dirty looks. Dropouts! dropouts! Yeah team!) On, dropouts, down the field, Ain't we the national shame. Cheer for our fun-loving breed, Who...

This is the start of the Laarge Daark Aardvark Song. (bum-bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-bum, bum, yeah yeah yeah!) There is a large dark aardvark in the park, They say he's missing from the zoo. (that's me, folks!) And the...

+The Let's All Call Up AT&T And Protest To The President March It's the "The Let's All Call Up AT&T And Protest To The President March." Can you see him smirking and smiling? 'Cause he's got us all digit dialing. So...

(parody of "The Continental (You Kiss While You're Dancing)" by Leo Reisman & His Orchestra, from the movie "The Gay Divorcee") Beautiful molars... Lovely bicuspids... I'm Dr. Prentice, the painless dentist; By that...

As I wandered out On the streets of Miami I said to meinself This is some fancy town I called up mein partner And said, "Hello, Sammy Go pack up your satchel And mosey on down" I got me a bunk In the old Roney Plaza...

THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS Allan Sherman Note: "S" is Sherman, "C" is the chorus and "B" is both S: On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me A Japanese transistor radio C: On the second day of...

+The Twelve Gifts of Christmas On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me A Japanese transistor radio. On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Green polka-dot pajamas, And a Japanese...

Based on "There's No Business Like Show Business") The man I chose to govern me And twenty million others Is not from Yale or Harvard, He's from dear old Warner Brothers. Yesterday they told him he would not go...

based on "There's No Business Like Show Business") The man I chose to govern me And twenty million others Is not from Yale or Harvard, He's from dear old Warner Brothers. Yesterday they told him he would not go...

Based on "There's No Business Like Show Business") The man I chose to govern me And twenty million others Is not from Yale or Harvard, He's from dear old Warner Brothers. Yesterday they told him he would not go...

(based on "There's No Business Like Show Business") The man I chose to govern me And twenty million others Is not from Yale or Harvard, He's from dear old Warner Brothers. Yesterday they told him he would not go far,...

Uses tune of "Shine On Harvest Moon" from the Broadway musical "Ziegfeld Follies") (Ring!) Huh? Ooh... Mmmm... Brrrr...cold! Aahhh...hot! Aaahh...nice. Yum dum, yum dum dum de da... (Ring!) Hello, I'm in...

Turn back the clock And recall what you did Back on the block where You lived as a kid. And if you think every kid nowadays Is a nut or a kook or a fool, Just turn back the clock And recall what you said When you were a...

(parody of "Winchester Cathedral" by The New Vaudeville Band) No more-a my dough, No more-a my dough, No more-a my dough-de-o-dough. Westchester Hadassah, I gave all my dough. I'll give you one more thing: A definite...

+When I Was A Lad When I was a lad I went to Yale, And I knew then that I could never fail. For I studied very hard and furthermore, I polished up the apple for the professor. (He polished up the apple for the...