Тексты песен «Arrogant Worms»


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Arrogant Worms - A Man Has Needs

Baby I wanna tell you all my hopes and dreams and fears But I'm watching television, could you get me another beer There's wrestling and pro football on, I hope you understand I must watch it all for I am a man...

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Arrogant Worms - A Night On Dildo

Umm, so this is a song about Newfoundland and we wrote it about the place names and all you have to know is that all the place names in this song are real place names that we found in an atlas, 'cause we can read!...

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Arrogant Worms - A Real Letter From A Real Yahoo

And here's a letter from Bill Macy of Gainesville, Florida It appears to me that Gainsville Sun is withholding information from the public. Recently, there was a four-column spread about a probable murder from a...

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Arrogant Worms - Attention People

hey, what's up? I'm the moderator of the arrogant worms..Um i just wanted to ask you all a huge favor... If you're correcting or adding songs, or what ever, i'd appreciate if you could include the album with the song...

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Arrogant Worms - Baby Poo

I used to talk about politics, politics, politics, I used to talk about politics but I don't anymore. I used to talk about communism, socialism, capitalism I used to talk about all those isms but now I'm a dad And...

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Arrogant Worms - Big Fat Road Manager

Every rock band has this guy Not many people really know why He's got a cell phone and a backstage pass He's got a big gut and a big fat ass He's a big fat road manager Big fat road manager Big fat road manager Big fat...

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Arrogant Worms - Billy The Theme Park Shark

I'm a shark, I'm a shark, A killer of the ocean, I'm a shark, I'm a shark, And silently I strike. I'm a shark, I'm a shark, I'm dumber than a tree, I only have three thoughts and they are: eat, swim, ...eat...

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Arrogant Worms - Billy Themepark Shark

I'm a shark, I'm a shark, A killer of the ocean, I'm a shark, I'm a shark, And silently I strike. I'm a shark, I'm a shark, I'm dumber than a tree, I only have three thoughts and they are: eat, swim, ...eat...

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Arrogant Worms - Bottle Of Booze

There are many wonders in the USA The cities and the people, and Disney World, hooray! But coming back to Canada with joy the heart does ooze 'Cause when you get to the border, you buy a bottle of booze. You buy...

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Arrogant Worms - Boy Band

You know something girl? I'm thinking about you right now. You don't want to know what I'm thinking, girl. Or... or do you? Girl, you think I'm the bomb, but I'm old enough to be dating your mom. And I did. She...

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Arrogant Worms - Canada Sucks

I hate the Sky Dome and the CN tower too I hate Nathan Phillips square and the Ontario zoo The rent's too high The air's unclean The beaches are dirty and the people are mean And the women are big and the men are dumb...

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Arrogant Worms - Canada's Really Big

When I look around me, I can't believe what I see It seems as if this country Has lost it's will to live The economy is lousy, We barely have an army But we can still stand proudly 'Cause Canada's really...

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Arrogant Worms - Canadaman

Who wants to end all fighting except for in hockey Who shops for a truck based on the holder for the coffee? Who stands erect and insecure just like the CN tower? Who's a superhero but not a superpower? Canadaman! He...

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Arrogant Worms - Car Of Pain

I bought me an auto An '81 Ford Escort Wagon Now the fan it be broke And the tail-pipe it be draggin' I feel like a schlemiel My mechanic's fit for hangin' I got to go to Rust Check Bout the price I'll be...

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Arrogant Worms - Carfull Of Pain

I bought me an auto, an '81 Ford Escort Wagon Now the fan it be broke and the tail-pipe it be draggin' I feel like a schlemiel, my mechanic's fit for hangin' I got to go to Rust Check , 'bout the price I'll be...

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Arrogant Worms - Carrot Juice Is Murder

Listen up brothers and sisters, come hear my desperate tale I speak of our friends of nature, trapped in the dirt like a jail Vegetables live in oppresion, served on our tables each night The killing of veggies is...

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Arrogant Worms - Celine Dion

I think I've got a crush on Celine Dion The way she beats her chest when she sings a love song There's something about her makes me want to feed her And I'd love to be Mister Celine Dion She'll sing a song in...

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Arrogant Worms - Christmas Blues

Christmas is here, where did the time go? Got to load up the reindeer, put on my red suit and go I use to like Christmas, but every year it gets worse Getting gift to six billion people is just too much damn work Got...

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Arrogant Worms - Christmas Hangover

The holidays are over, you've gained twenty pounds The cat's choking on tinsel, pine needles stalk the ground There are no cards in the mailbox, just a stack of bills Yes, the holidays are over and you are feeling ill...

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Arrogant Worms - Christmas In Ignace

It's Christmas in Ignace Mommy's got a rock She'll give it to Daddy It's Christmas in Ignace (It's Christmas in Ignace) It's Christmas in Ignace Daddy's got a rock He'll give it to Mommy It's Christmas in...