Тексты песен «Arrogant Worms»

When I'm dead put my head in the freezer Right beside the corn and the peas I may be dead but I am not deceased, dear One day science will re-animate me Oh I heard about the rich who when they die Get...

I love you so much I need the Heimlich Maneuver The sun goes down on another day A day where I haven't found love I try to eat, but all I taste is the flavor of a broken heart Then I saw you across the room...

One day I sang an aria that caused a hernia it was a massive bulge to the doctor I divulged that I still had to play though it caused me massive pain I wont throw in the towel just please hold in my bowels I love my...

Scott became famous for freezing to death in Antartica. Columbus made history thinking some island was India. General Custer's a national hero for not knowing when to run. All these men are famous, and they're also...

From the deepest, darkest depths of...WHITBE! Comes this sordid tale of speed... Murderous mayhem.. Cataclysmic combustion... Picturesque powered pistons... Accellerating automotive alarms... Stunningly stupifying...

Everybody loves hot dogs Even pasty Hippies 'Casue its hard to beat a tube of meat But now a question hits me What the hell's in A hotdog I shouldn't ask maybe 'Cause i don't know any animals that grow...

I am Cow, hear me moo I weigh twice as much as you And I look good on the barbecue Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butter's Made from liquid from my udders I am Cow, I am Cow, Hear me moo (moo) I am Cow,...

I am not American, Though I live in North America Which is part of the Americas Which should make me an American Geographically Canadians, Are certainly Americans As are Venisallians, But not Hawaiians They're...

I pulled my groin It's the very best injury Though I'm walking daintily I pulled my groin I pulled my groin When people ask, "It hurts you where?" I say "Put your hand right there" I pulled my groin I pulled my...

I remember back when I was still in school, These bullies always picked on me, they called me a fool. They knocked me on the ground! (OH! ) They rubbed dog poop in my ears! (OW! ) They kicked me! (Oh) They punched...

I spend my days watching TV with a beer (ooh-ahh, you're fat) This seems to have caused my upper belly to appear (ooh-ahh, you're fat) Then one day, my woman went and left me (she did not want to sleep with a whale) She...

im the only gay eskimo im the only one i know im the only gay eskimo in my tribe i go out seal hunting with my best friend tarka but all i wanna do is get into his parka im the only gay eskimo in my tribe well...

Some folks call it spastic colon, mucous coltis, Provokable prostate, the Spanish call it colerico tripas I just call it grumpy bum And it's not very much fun Irritable bowel syndrome causes nausea, bloating and...

All towns have a place Where decent drivers are not safe Where traffic law is touch and go Where the posted limit does not bind And half the drivers seem to blind And the other half is stupid, whoa, whoa, whoa...

It's great to be a Nerd, It's great to be a Nerd, The only light we ever see is from our monitor We argue about comic books and Internet connections The biggest highlight of the year is the Star Trek Convention Our...

*talking* Hello and welcome to Live Bait, I'm sure you'll enjoy this unique blend of music and comedy and feel you've received ample satisfaction from this recording and now here they are, the arrogant worms *song...

If you haven't heard of me I wouldn't be surprised I bet you know my relatives Their names will never die My mother is a saint And my brother is a god But all I am is Jesus' brother Bob Jesus' brother Bob,...

Oh, Johnny was a tall man but his memory was short He'd forget to duck at doorways and often he'd get hurt I took good care of him for he had no family Actually he did, but he forgot who they be Johnny often...

Oh, Johnny was a tall man but his memory was short He'd forget to duck at doorways and often he'd get hurt I took good care of him for he had no family Actually he did, but he forgot who they be Johnny often...

I once was a happy man of sound and stable mind Then my neighbour bought a dog He put a ribbon on its head to make it cute But it still looked like a chihuahua He had me over to watch it sit and beg It bit my knee, and...