Тексты песен «Arrogant Worms»

About 6 months ago, someone came by with a petition Said we'd wanna stop these folks moving in next door I refused to sign and told him everyone was welcome 'Cause that's what neighbourhoods are for So they moved in and...

Well I used to be a farmer, and I made a living fine, I had a little stretch of land along the city line But times went by and though I tried, the money wasn't there And bankers came and took my land and told me...

One, two, three, four... Woudn't it be great if everybody had a gun Woudn't it be great if everybody had a gun There'd be no more crime, 'cause everybody'd have a gun! Woudn't it be great if everybody had a gun...

Well grab your shoes, and grab your balls And lets head to those heavenly halls Sit on down and grab a beer Because bowling time is pretty near Tortured men forget their pain When they head to the bowling lane Let's go...

The life of the artist may seem like fun to you That's cause you don't know the hell that we go through Waking up at noon working an hour every day And every now and then having to go on tour and play But it is...

I traveled south for a holiday Drak some wine and mojitos Played upon the white sand And made myself an amigo I ate some shrimp and papya Thought the barbeque was grand But unbeknowest to me I at a little Cuban...

You double-clicked my heart You've upgraded my life You booted up my hard drive Please be my cyber-wife You've logged into my soul You've downloaded my dreams Let's go to my chat-room And I'll show you...

You double-clicked my heart You've upgraded my life You booted up my hard drive Please be my cyber-wife You've logged into my soul You've downloaded my dreams Let's go to my chat-room And I'll show you...

I met you in biology in high school You told me after college we'd be wed You were my favorite lab partner Till you ran off with that brilliant young pre-med My pain would show up on a cat-scan My optic nerves are only...

The Lord above saved his only son To spread the word of God to everyone Jesus cured the lepers, aw And he healed the lame But he left the bald men with their pain Oh my Lord I lost what I had I've suffered the fate Of...

Billy solves his problems by calling up his mom Heather solves her problems with drugs and Alcohol Daniel solves his problems with a doctor and the law But Malcolm got his own way and it's better than them all...

Me work hard 5 days a week Sweeping garbage from the street Come home not want book to read Not 'nuff pictures for me see Sit right down in favourite chair Wearing only underwear Favourite night is Saturday night 'Cause...

I woke up this morning, I fell out of bed checked my pulse I wasnt dead there's a pounding in my head I think I may have vomited They took me away last night looks like I put up a fight now I'm staring at the lights...

On the Mounted Animal Nature Trail, you'll be sure to see All Mother Nature's favourite pets, all sitting rigidly They're never hungry any more, their last meal left them stuffed Don't worry, they won't walk away...

Mrs. Catto gets up at eight When she hears her budgie She puts her glasses on her face So she can see her budgie She reads the horoscopes out loud She reads them to her budgie She puts on her favourite...

Last night when I went to bed With tangled hair upon my head In every way I really was a kid It happened without warning When I woke up in the morning I can't tell you just what happened but it did I grew six inches in...

Our love is like a new car smell Sooner or later it all goes to hell Somebody farts or spills some taco bell Our love is like a new car smell Our love is like a barbeque ignition You know that button you push...

This week! This week only! No money down! No payments till Spring! No payments in Spring! No payments in Summer! No payments ever! When? This week! This week only! We pay the GST! We pay the PST!...

Open my eyes, what a beautiful day Just the type that makes me want to say hooray I'm still a little fuzzy-headed from my sleep Into my brain reality seeps Look all around me, can't believe what I see These...

Well my baby came at me with a 2x4 So I fought her off with sandpaper It was 60 grit, it was really rough And it made a lot of sawdust But we patched things up with love and glue We went to the church and said...