Тексты песен «Arrogant Worms»

Oh what is the multi-liquor What gets you drunker quicker What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer!) Can't get enough of it (Beer!) How I really love it (Beer!) Makes me think I'm a man (Beer!) I could kiss and hug it...

between the icecaps of the North Pole, and the space of America, there's a country in the middle, known as Canada. where the natives all are happy, and the lakes are fresh and clean, there is no unemployment, and...

Often on the weekend I'll jump in my car I'll not fill up the tank although I'm going far And if somebody asks me if I'm going to a bar I'll say I'm shopping 'cross the border in the USA I do not go down there to buy my...

Christmas is here, where did the time go? Got to load up the reindeer, put on my red suit and go I use to like Christmas, but every year it gets worse Getting gift to six billion people is just too much damn work...

The table's set ant the turkey's out Christmas is here, let out a shout The family's gathered all about Christmas, Christmas is here! Everyone is wearing big smiles They all try to act nice for a while Then...

Young Derrick would love to take my order He works at the coffee place just up the street He's happy and annoying with a smirk the size of Texas He's my coffee enemy Would you like a mochacino? Or perhaps a...

The best things in life are not free But you don't need to have money To get the things that you want to own You just have to get a loan When you buy, small or large Just put it on your credit card You can live like a...

It's early in the morning, way before dawn I down a cup of coffee put my lucky hat on Get down to the water, before all the crowds Gonna have more fun than the law allows With my hot rod, I go out to prove When I'm on...

Through the ages, through war, pestilence and sleet, the Celtic culture has survived, it's songs and dances passed from father to son, from mother to daughter, from uncle to goat. And though few still speak Gaelic, the...

Gonna go out and play some golf ya, ya Gonna go out and play some golf My golf bag's full of the latest stuff I'm gonna go out and play some golf My putter alone was a thousand bucks I'm gonna go out and suck...

When I walk in the room People they do bow For I am the guy with computer know-how I know what to do when you are staring at a screen (staring at a screen) That says fatal error 642 you don't know what it means...

Once a year we celebrate, With stupid hats and plastic plates, The fact that you were able to make The trip around the sun. And the whole gang gathers round, And gifts and laughter do abound. And we let out a...

Once a year we celebrate With stupid hats and plastic plates The fact that you were able to make A trip around the sun And the whole gang gathers round With gifts and laughter to abound And we let out a...

Me work hard five days a week Sweeping garbage from the street Come home not want book to read Not 'nuff pictures for me see Sit right down in favourite chair Wearing only underwear Favourite night is...

I used to be a farmer and I made a living fine I had a little stretch of land along the C.P. Line But times were hard, and though I tried, the money wasn't there And bankers came and took my land, and told me "fair...

When you hear that I'm a cowboy And I work the cattle trail You probably assume I'm big and tough (big and tough) But the trail's worn me down I don't wanna hang around I've just about had enough (had enough) Ya see, I...

If you believe in Darwin's theory I'm not saying you have to but it's an interesting theory Darwin said we all evolve from monkeys If his theory is accurate and who am I to say? Does the opposite work going the...

When I was a kid I wanted to grow up and be a cop in a province town or county I thought it would be great if somedy i could be a Mountie I wanted to beat up crooks and make arrests because taht's part of the profession...

Christmas makes me realize how greatly things do change Friends lose touch, people age, and family moves away But it is what had stayed the same that gives me the most tears For I've had the same Christmas cake for...

A Scotsman clad in kilts, left the bar one evening fair And one could tell by how he walked he'd drunk more than his share He staggered on until he could no longer keep his feet then he stumbled off into the grass...