Тексты песен «Arrogant Worms»

I'm proud to be a banker I'm proud to be a banker I'm proud to be a banker 'Cause I get to play with other people's money I'm having a lousy day I burned my toast and spilled my coffee On my best shirt. So...

Our fair country Canada Is north of the USA Our Maritimes are lovely And our prairies give us hay You might think you Yankees Are better than us Canucks But we don't need no microchips Inside our hockey...

It's the most frightening thing in the world It's the scariest sight I've ever seen The most chilling visual The most terrifying scene It's awful, it's crappy, it's monstrous, it's bad It's really really huge...

Hi kids! Welcome to The Uncle Bobo Show! Are you ready to sing? Come on, let's go! Billy and his family Went on a holiday They went down to Florida To laugh and dance and play Bill went in for a swim He...

My country's bigger than most And if asked I boast 'Cause I'm really proud So I shout it loud Though our numbers are few We will welcome you Although we don't have history Gold medal winning teams...

Who's the guy with all the tests? He's Sam, the guy from "Quincy"! A white lab jacket, a hypodermic Sam, the guy from "Quincy"! He doesn't care if you're alive or dead He'll perform an...

There won't be any presents this Christmas No goodies in your stocking The milk and cookies that the children left out Will be left untouched beside the sink The reindeer will be staying in their pens this year...

Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass he's gonna kick your ass he's gonna kick your ass Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass 'cause you've always been a rotten little brat Reindeer coming and they're gonna...

Ohhhh... Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass He's gonna kick your ass He's gonna kick your ass Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass 'Cause you've always been a rotten little brat Reindeer...

Let me tell you a story about scary Ned Scariest guy to ever wet a bed He had hands on his arms and eyes on his head But they weren't his He'd go down to the market and try to scare the fish He said that they...

he struts and he swaggers, he's pretty sure that chicks dig a guy in uniform grey flannel pants and wine covered jacket the smirk on his face makes you just wanna smack it couldn't be a real cop without the mental...

As a little boy I dreamed of playing Rock and Roll Playing in stadiums with every ticket sold Seven figure income from a six string guitar Dating gorgeous women and drivin' custom cars Then it happened when my...

I have been since seventeen a shipwreck balladeer Tragedy and misery are what makes my career Watery graves are my stock and trade, but it's getting harder For all the boats that now do float are returning safely...

There's a tune inside my head that makes me wish that I were dead It keeps on going on and on and I don't even like this song I don't know where I heard it first but now it has become my curse Wish that it...

Can't think of anything to sing about Not much out there to sing about The world's okay, the weather's fine No need to sing about that I'll sing about Sponges Sponges yeah! Sponges Sponges yeah yeah...

When I joined a band I thought my life was pretty cool We'd stay in hotels with room service and pools Sign body parts for fans Check into rehab and smash up the van But looking back I should have stayed in school...

Special guest vocalist, Mike's dad: Bob McCormick (Mike's dad appears courtesy of Mike's mom) There once was a time when the country was wide. A time before cars and planes and minivans. So, to move things from one...

There was an old farmer Who lived on a rock He sat in the meadow Just shaking his Fist at some boys Who were down by the crick Their feet in the water Their hands on their Marbles and playthings And at half...

I'm out on the range, surveying the land Thinking of the job that's to be done My life is hard but I don't mind Men like me, that's how the west was won I stand the pain and the suffering For on the trail I am...

Edna and Ida are living in a home both in their eighties, both widows their kids only call to say they'll come by some other day Well christmas came and the kids did not so Edna said "thats their last...