Тексты песен «Arrogant Worms»

I hate the skydome and the CN tower too, I hate Nathan Phillip's square and the Ontario Zoo, The rent's too high, the air's unclean, The beaches are dirty and the people are mean, And the women are big and the men...

Come back proud canadian's, To before you had TV. No hockey night in canada, There was no CBC. In 1812 madison was mad, He was the president you know. Well he thought he'd tell the british where they ought to go...

ooooh come back proud Canadians To before you had TV No hockey night in canada There was no CBC (oh my god) In 1812 Maddison was mad He was the president you know well he thought he'd tell the British Where they...

I bought a ticket to Austrailia, for my holidays, Got my boarding pass, found out at last, That I was seated in the middle of the row. The buisness man beside me smelled like Old Spice, and Gin. The lady to my left...

When Christmas rolls around Santa's in his shop Managing his elves and trying to cut costs His plant is out of date, it needs modernization He has quite a large debt accumulation Elves are expensive, they do...

I had a love that was so bright I used to dream of her each night And then rush to her side every morning (oooh) I had her all to myself We never noticed anyone else We didn't even hear the radio warnings Our love was...

I hate the skydome and the CN Tower too I hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo The rents too high, the airs unclean The beaches are dirty and the people are mean And the women are big and the men are dumb...

Oh my darling I sure loved that meal Though I could still taste the pig squeal Now Im weak and losing focus I think you gave me trichinosis Trichinosis is little worms that dig And burrow through your body...

There's nothing good on the T.V (On his trip to Greece) And there's no toga parties(On his trip to Greece) So I see the ruins there(On his trip to Greece) They could sure use some repair(On his trip to Greece) The...

My father was a lawyer, mom's at university My brother and my sister, they both have their Ph.D. My grampa was a pilot shooting Nazis from t he sky But I am the most famous, I'm a TV weather guy He smiles at...

I don't like you and you don't like me We don't get along you can plainly see I just can't wait til the surgery Conjoined twins we'll no longer be Our lives are no longer in sync I'm always blamed for thou you stink...

This year at Christmas, everybody's feeling funny No one's making joyful sounds Cranberry sauce ain't staying down The lineups at the bathroom are longer than at the mall Everybody's meeting Vincent The...

People ask us why we sing, they say we really dig your stuff You must really love the things you do, is it enough You've all got university degrees that should be a start You can get a job a car a life, do you do...

Walter Gretzky had a son He grew up to be the great one He came from Brantford Ontario He liked Gordie Howe you know Americans don't understand The national sport of the north land The world's fastest game they...

The US is the eagle, Russia is the bear, Australia is the kangaroo, cause they're kind of weird down there. Yeah, India is the tiger, that stands so proud and tall, But Canada is the greatest of them all. We are...

I never much believed in reincarnation Thought it was only people's imagination But now I'm forced into some reconsideration 'Cause something's happened to my cat That deserves some explanation William Shakespeare's in...

(Trevor's lines are italicized) WINNEBAGO! Oh yeah! Oh, man! It's so great to be out in the road! It sure is, man! Hey, look at all them little cars going beside us.. Look how small they are!...

Oh the Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferry It's a very nice ferry it's the Wolfe Island Ferry The Wolfe Island Ferry is a very nice ferry It's a very nice ferry, it's the Wolfe Island Ferry! Oh the Wolfe...

I'm feeling hungry, empty tummy, and I want to make it full So I spend the day at Wong's buffet and I eat till I explode There's sixty types of Oriental delights, I gotta have them all Chicken wings and onion...

I'm feeling hungry, empty tummy, and I want to make it full So I spend the day at Wong's buffet and I eat till I explode There's sixty types of Oriental delights, I gotta have them all Chicken wings and onion...