Тексты песен «Arrogant Worms»

Christmas is almost here Christmas is almost here Christmas is almost here Aaahhhggggrrr! It's just five days till Christmas, I haven't done a thing Don't even have a Christmas tree, I am panicking Most...

One year I got a dog for Christmas And I gave it to the boy next door Then I gave him my bike and my mom's bank card Cuz that's what Christmas is for I used to give a lot at Christmas You might say I gave to...

Hey kid, why the long face Is it cuz Santa Clause is flying right over your place You've been a bad kid all year So quit you snivellin' sucker now and mop up them tears You don't deserve a damn thing You're...

It's the festive season There's singing and shopping and joy Santa's talking to children The elves are wrapping toys The season's one of charity Of peace for all you've met But though I should be of giving right now I...

Fat and docile, big and dumb. They look so stupid, they aren't much fun. Cows aren't fun. They eat to grow, grow to die, Die to be ate at the hamburger fry. Cows well done. Nobody thunk it, nobody knew. No one...

Dad threw up on Christmas Day He puked right on the serving tray The stuffing's come right out of Daddy dear Now everybody's Christmas vacation Will be filled with a viral infection Maybe we'll all be better...

Darling for you I think of what I'd so To keep you safe and sound I would climb the highest mountain I would swim the widest sea I would wrestle a gorilla to the ground I would fend off a dozen charging...

Watchin' television one afternoon Lookin' for a movie or a good cartoon Stopped by a station's commercial break When suddenly I'm faced with a heartache The woman of my dreams is plain in view Sellin' me a can of liver...

I once had a dog named Bob And Bob's a funny name for a dog If you're gonna get a dog, don't name him Bob My neighbour's name is also Bob And every time I call my dog My neighbour Bob shows up without my dog...

George Washington was the president But now he's dead (dead) Mackenzie King was Prime Minister But now he's dead (dead) So don't go into politics You'll end up dead Don't go into politics You'll end up dead Offenheimer...

Drink with me! Drink with me! Drink with me! Drink with me... I'm startin' to see double, and I just fell of my stool! I'm sluring all my words and I'm covered in my own drool! I threw up on my girlfriend and we got...

I'm not talking about an idiot, a moron, a fool or ignoramus, dunderhead, halfwit, simp or tool He's got charm and an appeal you can't deny he's just your everyday dumb guy dumb guys don't have much to say and it's...

I have a little baby boy and Ezra is his name No one knows him now but I know he will be famous And known throughout the world for all his accomplishments But for now the main thing he does real well is eat Ezra eats...

(talking) Uh, this next song was actually inspired by a review that we got when we played the Edmonton Fringe Festivile. we thought that it was a rather unique review, we were doing a political caberae and uh, the...

I came to town in the heat A lonely man with tired feet Covered heat to toe in perspiration Then you caught me unaware Body so sleek I had to stare And me a man in need of transportation I do not how you got...

As a small baby Each time I cried My mother came to me To ease my worries and calm my fears with a sweet melody I remember hearing The sound of her voice As I screamed in my drool and my pee She'd slug back some...

Well me n' my buddies we got us some beer And a great big bottle of rye And boxes of ammo and guns to go with 'em And good old Charlie's glass eye Well we looked all around so we sees all of nature So calm and so serene...

Well me an' my buddies we got us some beer And a great big bottle of rye And boxes of ammo and guns to go with 'em And good old Charlie's glass eye Well we looked all around so we sees all of nature So calm...

It's great to be a nerd, It's great to be a nerd The only light we ever see is from our moniter We argue about comic books and Internet connections The biggest highlight of the year is the Star Trek Convention...

I used to go to all the parties And make love to all the beautiful ladies And I'd eat cheeseburgers with bacon and extra grease when I was hungry And drink Windex Colladas until my skin turned blue But now,the times...