Тексты песен «Bob Rivers»

7-11 (Mark Davis) (Stairway To Heaven - Led Zeppelin) There's a lady who goes To the store that won't close And she's shopping at 7 Eleven Down the aisle she sees Ding-dongs, beer, and Friskies And a Snickers really...

The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Is finding a Christmas tree The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree The third thing at...

50 Ways to Eat Your Lover The problem is all inside our bed, she said to me. But, the answer is easy if you practice orally. You must enhance your foreplay conilingually. There must be 50 ways to eat your lover. 50...

7-11 (Mark Davis) (Stairway To Heaven - Led Zeppelin) There's a lady who goes To the store that won't close And she's shopping at 7 Eleven Down the aisle she sees Ding-dongs, beer, and Friskies And a Snickers...

Twasa?? the fright before Christmas No one upset me With a big bowl of popcorn, watching TV I stretched, gave a yawn, settled back in my chair In hopes that St. Nicholson soon would be there The children were...

Addicted To Butts (Addicted To Love - Robert Palmer) You hack and gag You cough and wheeze You climb the stairs On hands and knees Your heart pounds Your teeth grind Another smoke And you'll be fine You'd...

Elves, elves, elves Elves, elves, elves Elves, elves, elves Santa doesn't shop at Toys "R" Us Doesn't have to fight the Christmas rush He's never out of stock of even the hardest toys and games It's easy...

Another Kick In The Balls (Another Brick In The Wall-Pink Floyd) We don't need no contraception We don't need no birth control No prophylactics on the penis People leave our pricks alone Hey! People! Leave our...

Asshole Son (Black Hole Sun-Soundgarden) In his eyes I'm full grown Twenty-nine and still at home Raid the fridge Feed my face I'm the son that's a disgrace Live here free Don't pay rent Brought the car back...

Back In A US Made Car (Back In The USSR-Beatles) Ohhh... Used to drive a Honda C-I-V-I-C Didn't sleep a wink at night Auto-workers laid-off in Detroit last week Man it's such a dreadful sight I'm back in a US...

Goodbye to all my friends I've known And the travel agents I trusted. I'm riding along in this beat up old plane. Look out the window, all the rivits are rusted. The ground crew is pushing us backwards On that...

Beers In Heaven (Tears In Heaven-Eric Clapton) Won't it be a shame If there's no beers in Heaven? Is God the one to blame If there's no beers in Heaven? I must confess That I'll be pissed If God says He...

Bin Laden And The Jets (Benny And The Jets) Hey kids have you see Osama We haven't heard a thing Since he telephoned his mama We checked his favorite cave, he didn't stick around We're gonna have to send some...

I was a little too stuffed, had to lose a few pounds, Pants too tight, seams bustin' out. Just had a big burrito with beans and rice, Salsa on top, with some extra spice, Lots of extra spice. Out there in the...

(Riders On The Storm - Doors) Burgers on the grill Burgers on the grill I've really had my fill Of burgers on the grill When the relatives go home I'm stuck with chicken bones And burgers on the grill There's...

(Convoy - CW McCall) ('Well, hello, Mickey17 here.') ('I'm uh, 17 years old.') ('Yeah, tall, blonde hair, blue eyes. People tell me I look like one of the Backstreet Boys.') ('Which one? Uh, Huey or maybe Dewey'.)...

Cheney's Got A Gun (Jamie's Got A Gun-Aerosmith) Dick Cheyney's got a gun Dick Cheyney's got a gun The safety's come undone Squinting in the Texas sun What did our leader do? Who'd he put a bullet through?...

is finding a Christmas tree The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me rigging up the lights, and finding a Christmas tree The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me hangovers, rigging up the...

Fat and docile, big and dumb They look so stupid, they aren't much fun Cows aren't fun They eat to grow, grow to die Die to be et at the hamburger fry Cows well done Nobody thunk it, nobody knew No one imagined the...

Dark Side Of Naboo (Dark Side Of The Moon/Eclipse-Pink Floyd) The Jedi knights are on the glass You get one free when pumping gas There's Jar-Jar Binx and rubber Yoda masks Got to get the whole set while they...