Тексты песен «Rodney Carrington»

A Beer Is Better Than A Woman Lyrics A beer is much better than a woman, I'll tell you why im right A beer will not get mad if I stay out and drink all night A beer will go down easy, a beer is allways wet Do I want a...

Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore, You used to watch me shave, Now all u do is stare at the floor. Oh dear Penis, I don't like you anymore. It used to be you and me, A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,...

Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore, You used to watch me shave, Now all u do is stare at the floor. Oh dear Penis, I don't like you anymore. It used to be you and me, A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,...

Madison Gale country flower is pooh de pooh freshener, that's what it is. Look it smells like a country flower!! Who wants to eat a country flower? Make a flavor we like chicken, beef bullion, anything. Give me a reason...

I don't like poodles and potpourri Pastel colors ain't good on me I need a woman that I can squeeze These are the things that I believe I like John Wayne and overalls Hate chick flicks and shopping malls I thank God...

Darling when we met You were a pretty little thing But your body started changing When I gave you that ring You're supersizing, no exercising Goodbye working out A double meat with cheese, another helping please Baby...

Don't I know you from the bus My mom has that same dress Wanna see a trick I learned in prison? How much were your brests? Are you drunk or is that just a lazy eye? My tool needs a shead I'd like to park my corrective...

[Vers 1] When you came in this bar tonight, heads began to turn One by one the men walked up, everyone got burned You required to flirt in your mini-skirt, and brought the boys down to their knees But you waited to long...

Alright yall, Whenever i go WEHOO! I want yall to say sing you bastard WEHOO! (crowd)Sing you Bastard She had a gap between her two front teeth that you could drive a truck through(beep, beep), wreked like a trashcan...

She had a gap between her two front teeth that you could drive a truck through Breath like a trash can dumpster, that would kill you She drove a 1973, chevy blazer And her legs & her armpits never seen a razor.... She...

I gotta tell you this too,you know,I'm a short fucker,you know,like I said,I gotta,I work purely off personality.I aint got a problem with it.If I was tall I'd probably be stupid,I'm just guessing,I don't know. But you...

Good evening, your dream is here for I am Carlos You think I'm sexy and your right, come a little closer I wont bite. I see the love that's in your eyes, between my legs you'll find a prize. For I am what your dreaming...

I like my women like I like my chicken With a little bit of fat on the ends Not too much and not too little Just enough to make me grin When I see a little woman walkin' down the street She ain't my type, I need a...

I saw her sittin' in a barroom in that smokey atmosphere She smiled back at me as I drank down one last beer She pulled me on the dancefloor and we danced a song or two It was then I realized that I had bit off more...

I saw her sittin' in a barroom In that smokey atmosphere She smiled back at me As I drank down one last beer She pulled me on the dancefloor We danced a song or two It was then I realized that I Bit off more than I...

This song I'm gonna share with you It's called a letter to my penis yall Dear penis, I don't think I like you anymore You used to watch me shave, now all you do stare at the floor Ohhhh dear penis, I don't like you...

Dear Penthouse Rodney Carrington Dear Penthouse: I'm a freshman at a small Midwestern university And I never thought something like this could happen to me When my teacher with the dynamite ass, asked me to stay after...

Deer hunting's real popular where I live. Y'all deer around here. A lot of ya deer hunt, what do ya use to kill a deer with here. Gun,car, gun. You people do shit different in Charllote. See, ya sit out in a big old...

Well, I remember way back when i was just a boy, goin places with my mom and dad, It used to scare me to death, how momma used to act after six or seven beers she's had. we were sittin at a table when momma got disabled...

If your jobs about to kill ya, but you cant afford to quit it The best advice that I can give ya is drink more beer When your truck keeps overheatin' Cuz your radiators leakin' Grab the brown bag at your feet And drink...