Тексты песен «Rodney Carrington»

The Day My Wife Met My Girlfriend Well I Got Home and the door was locked And I tried to ring the bell I found a little bitty note that she had wrote Telling me to go to hell I crawled in the window, I got inside She...

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Man Song! (He's the man!) (He's the man!) I don't take no crap from anybody [else but you] I wear the pants around here [when I finish with your laundry] Coz I'm a guy you don't wanna...

Well life on a crotch is kinda laid back Watching them peckers try to get in her crack I get messy when they slip me off the track THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR! Well she fluffs me up when she's going on a date Tosses me...

We were young when we first met, And I won't ever forget the way you made me feel that night back then, Little did I know my life had change forever inside of you my angel had appeared All at once the baby came along,...

We were young when we first met, And I wont ever forget the way you made me feel that night back then, Little did I know my life had change forever Inside of you my angel had to be All at once the baby came along,...

I'VE BEEN MARRIED NINE YEARS. THATS ONE STORY. MY WIFE HAS BEEN THROUGH EVERYTHING. I'VE LEARNED SOME SHIT BOUT MARRIAGE. NEVER START A SENTENCE WITH THE WORDS YOUR FUCKIN MOTHER. IF YOU GET TO "ER" YOU TAKE...

On the first nite in the tittie club we were checkin out all the chicks. There were black ones and white ones, bruinets and blondes, look at the size of the red heads tits. The first gal i tipped was flat as hell but...

Titties and beer (titties and beer) Titties and beer (titties and beer) I thank god almighty for titties and beer (big titties and beer) Huntin' two legged deer (titties and beer) Thank god I ain't queer ( titties and...

I went to my neighbours yard sale, to see what I could fine. I find me and old pair of underwear hanging on a clothes line. I ask an old woman in a lawn chair, how much you want for them drawers. She said if your...