Тексты песен «Rodney Carrington»

More of a Man Rodney Carrington She likes to go hunting with her buddies She once killed a dear with just a stick She likes those smoky bars and rot gut whiskey And pull my finger's still her favorite trick She likes...

Moooooooorning Woood Yeeehhhaaaa!!!! Well I get up in the mornin and I'm feelin good 'cause underneath the covers is my mornin wood My wife wakes up and looks my way Kids run in and ruin my day Wood Wood Wood Morning...

Lift me up each day Even though you've gone away Your Spirit dances in my mind In my heart, and in my soul The life you lived, The Love you left The one's you've touched, we won't forget You give us strength in time of...

I like older Woman How bout you? 19's are good to look at, but they're to young for my lovin' 20's are fun but they're not done, you need to stick 'em back in the oven At 33 they're divorced and free, but now they hate...

im gettin married to my pickup truck it doesn't leave me when im down on my luck it doesn't shop at fancy stores or have a lawyer or want a divorce it doesn't care if I stay out late it doesn't bitch about the money i...

If you play your cards wrong You can take me home tonight You've got all the makings Of my future ex-wife I've got 3 bucks My credit sucks And my future don't look to bright If you play your cards wrong You can take me...

They say our love is taboo That what were doing is wrong But i don't care what they say cause my love is so strong They tell us we should be ashamed Were not husband and wife But i cherish each moment with you Im so...

They say our love is taboo, that what we're doing is wrong. But I don't care what they say, 'cause my love is so strong. They tell us we should be ashamed, we're not husband and wife. But I cherish each moment with you,...

Put your clothes back on I'd rather be alone Your thing is all worn out Now get on home You've had too many lovers They've worn off the hair Now there ain't no way I'm goin' in there Put your clothes on And get on home...

I was born a rapper's son from Atlanta, Pimping hos when I was five years old. We had plenty of Cristal and a Bentley, Cause that's just how we always like to roll. We didn't mind, showing off our Bling, Bling, Our...

Do you wanna do something that rhymes with truck Do you wanna do something that rhymes with duck You wanna do something that rhymes with my best friend, his name is Chuck Do you wanna do something that rhymes with truck...

Shes been offen called a hooker but she don't seem to care She sat in church in a minnie skirt not wearin any under wear She' flashed the boy's at pizza hut Showed her boobs and showed her but Everytime i see her i bust...

Ready... aim... interrogate! Shoot the interrogator - get ready to crumble Run all the way to daylight no matter everyone else might tumble Race to the alter, chase those dumb fugitives The interrogator is the person...

Oh it seems to me this whole world's gone crazy There's too much hate and killin goin on But when I see the bare chest of a woman My worrys and my problems are all gone No one thinks of fightin, when they see a topless...

she had a gap between her two front teeth that you could drive a truck through breath like a trash can dumpster, that would kill you she drove a 1973, chevy blazer and her legs & her armpits never seen a razor.... she...

Who put the dick on the snowman And embarrassed the family? Could have used a Ball bat Cucumber or a zucchini But instead you used a thimble, Somethin' you could barely see! Who put the dick on the snowman, And made him...

I got home and the door was locked so i tried to ring the bell,I found a little bitty note that she had wrote telling me to go to hell. I crawed in the window got inside she kicked me in the balls and then i...

I woke up this morning and i sliped down in the shower Bumped my head on the faucit and it bled for a whole damn hour I didn't have time for breakfast so i walked right to the door I walked outside and realized that my...

Our work day's done. Go grab a shower! Let's hit the pub. It's Happy Hour. If we get bombed. Who gives a damn? I'm not as drunk, As you think I am. Those chicks right there don't look to good, but three more...

I like my women like I like my chicken With a little bit of fat on the ends Not too much and not too little Just enough to make me grin When I see a little woman walkin' down the street She ain't my type, I need a...