Тексты песен «Rodney Carrington»

He once shot a man just for snorin' Got outta bed and shot him dead Well his name was, I didn't know what his name was So we just called him Fred He was ridin cross the desert on a horse to another town Lookin for a...

I wrote this song, my wife hates it, which makes it a lot more promiseing im gunna sing it He's a... Gay factory, worker from the south, He'll take what men pee out of and put it in his mouth. He works all day with a...

Come home It's been so long We're missing you at home So hang up that phone 'cause I'm coming back home Back home Come home It's been so long I can't hide no more So hang up the phone 'cause I'm coming back home...

I wake up each morning, and Im proud of who I am. Cigarette breath and a full ashtray and a cupboard full of spam. I gambled away a whole weeks pay, in hopes that I'd get rich. Only to find on Monday morning I'd still...

Every morning while the world is waking I'm still up and shaking, holy god it's a new day Another chapter and a new affliction filled with fraud and fiction, The conviction death for sure I feel sick catch my breath,...

I Hope You Die Lyrics Woke up this morning, and you were gone, I found a note, it says 'so longa'a, You said this love would last our lives, I hope your face breaks out in hives. I hope you die a painful death , I...

We fell in love and got married back in 1993 And people said you had a rocky past, it never mattered to me You say I'm the only one but there's pictures on our wall of you and your ex boyfriend kissing at the mall If...

Back in 1932 in a sleazy bordello Grandma worked her fingers to the bone While others were baking cookies Grandma was sellin' nookie to lonly men so they wouldn't be alone They say she was the best lay That's how she...

When we first met we made love every hour, now the days I always have to beg. When we first met your stomache was a sixpack, now the days it looks more like a cake. It's to late now we're married, till we're dead and...

It's Too Late Lyrics (M)-We first met we made love every hour, now -A- days I always have to beg. (W)-When we first met your stomach was a six-pack, now -A- days it looks more like a keg. (B)-It's to late now we're...

When we first met we made love every hour, now the days I always have to beg. When we first met your stomache was a sixpack, now the days it looks more like a cake. It's to late now we're married, till we're dead and...

One beer then I'm gone The ugliest women that I've laid eyes on got together and decided to come here They're not pretty They're not small I don't give a damn at all Tonight I'm only having just one beer Yeah tonight...

Think I better dance now Kiss, kiss Kiss, kiss Kiss You gotta not talk dirty, baby If you wanna impress me You can't be too flirty, mama I know how to undress me Let me be your fantasy And maybe you could...

Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore, You used to watch me shave, Now all u do is stare at the floor. Oh dear Penis, I don't like you anymore. It used to be you and me, A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,...

When I'm sittin' on a toilet in a house that I don't know Lookin' all around me where'd the toilet paper go Feelin' real uneasy, feelin' real uncertain Gotta wipe my ass again with a plastic shower curtain It's those...

When I'm sittin on a toilet, in a house that I dont know, Looking all around me where the toilet paper goes, feeling real uneasy, feeling real uncertain, Cause I gotta wipe my butt again, With the shower curtain,...

I was 12 years old when I learned to masterbate I was peekin through my brothers door staring at his date She wasn't fine but I didn't care and I barely had any pubic hair Long as she moved hell that's ok with me When...

I was 12 years old when I learned to masterbate I was peekin through my brothers door staring at his date She wasn't fine but I didn't care and I barely had any pubic hair Long as she moved hell that's ok with me When...

Men and Women ' Rodney Carrington You women have so much power in your pants you have no clue. You have to much power! That little hairy critter you got in you bridges causes more shit than anything else in this world...

Momma's Got Her Boobs Out Rodney Carrington I remember way back when i was just a boy, Goin' places with my mom and dad, it used to scare me to death how momma used to act after six or seven beers she's had. we were...