Тексты песен «Tenacious D»

She's 39, but she still looks young Not very young, but a lot of fun She's my 39 lady in the sun 49 and I'm feelin' fine In the sun that's a lot of fun Drinkin' mai tais, kickin' back with my flip-flops on I'm wearin'...

[Voice-over: JB] Desolation JB: Dude… Oh my god… KG: Where are we? JB: Oh my god… what have we done to Mother Earth? KG: Well we didn’t do anything, did we? JB: Humanity Kage… humanity. What have we… done…to Mother...

[Intro: JB, (KG), KKK Guy, & Terminator] Hey, what the fuck y'all doing there? (What?) We three KKK guys are the security, and we caught you. What you think your doing? (We were just, uh, we were just taking a look...

Scientist: Stay where you are! KG: Ah! Oh… I’m sorry? What? Scientist: We have laser blaster pistols. We will shoot you and kill you to the ground KG: We don’t mean any harm. We come in peace. We come in peace…...

It is time to begin. It is just time to remember. The olden times. Who will be narrated now. Since that time sea gets dry, and has turned into a desert. The mountain peaks reaching the sky, now has vanished and turned...

I can't get to sleep tonight No matter how hard I try Cause it's cold and it's dark And the wind is a whistlin' And I can't seem to put out the light Momma's been searching for baby But baby been tryin' to get home...

I am complete Funch Yes, you are stuck, so out of luck Now I'm complete and my jock you will pluck This world will be mine and you're first in line You brought me the pick and now you shall both die Wait, wait, wait,...

Beelzeboss: I AM COMPLETE! Tenacious D: (BOTH) Fuuuck Beelzeboss: YES YOU ARE F**KED, SHIT OUT OF LUCK! NOW I'M COMPLETE AND MY COCK YOU WILL SUCK! THIS WORLD WILL BE MINE, AND YOUR FIRST IN LINE! YOU...

[KG] there's just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece. [JB] listen to me [KG] he rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man [JB] goddamn-it Kage, he gonna make you his sex slave, you're gonna...

I am complete! fuuuuck yes you are fucked shit out of luck now im complete and my cock you will suck this world will be mine and your first in line you brought me the pick and now you shall both die!...

The pagan world will destroy Christianity, From there where no trace only ashes of the cross. And the Bible lines fall silently on the ground, Covering with itself all steps of Black Cathedral. Warriors come, get my...

Stabbing her with my bowie while i'm naked. Painted from head to toe i'm so aroused. Ohh! Stabbing her with my bowie while i'm naked. Painted from head to toe i'm so, so aroused. row row row your boat gently down the...

The mission is clear, i'm going over there I'm going to do the mission I flip around the corner, flat as a pancake And then i- oh noo! A camera Stay back here, devise a plan Dive into the bushes Against all...

JB: The mission is clear, I'm going over there I'm going to do the mission I flip around the corner, Flat as a pancake And then i- aww noo! A camera Stay back here, Devise a plan Dive into the bushes...

JB:Car chase city, That's the name, Of my game. It was all proven, It was totally lame! KG really fucking, Blew us some ass! Now we're fucking, Headed for a, Total collapse! Car chase city, Roll away from a...

Cave Woman: Weary travelers! KG: Hello? Cave Woman: Hello! KG: Who goes there? Cave Woman: We are the clan… of the cave bear women KG: What? Cave Woman: We see you there. Drink not from that fountain… of filth! KG: Wh-...

[Big explosion & machine gun fire] Terminator: That was my chainsaw bazooka machine gun! I killed the fucking father Daddy Ding Dong JB: Yeah! Thank you! Terminator: I know the coordinates. I will help you. I’m...

All you people up there in City Hall, You're fuckin' it up for the people that's in the streets. This is a song for the people in the streets, Not the people City Hall. All you motherfuckers in the streets it's time...

J: Hey Kage K: Jables J: How goes it man? K: S'good... s'good J: Y'know I been thinking a lot about it, and um, I just want us to be the Best fucking band in the world. K: Well yeah me too! J: There's no point in doing...

Can't you see he's the man, Let me hear you applaud, He is more than a man He's a shiny golden god. If you think it's time to fucking rock, And fucking roll, out of control Well then you know you've got to rock the...